QUAKECON & GAYLORD STAFF LAUNCH INVESTIGATION FOR PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR SPRINKLER SYSTEM SPRAYING BAWLS INSTEAD OF WATER

After a small electric fire erupted in the BYOC, QuakeCon and Gaylord staff were puzzled to find that the sprinkler system had been altered to release pure BAWLS Guarana instead of water.

Local authorities are now seeking any information that may lead them to the memelord responsible.

“This is no laughing matter,” a local Grapevine Sheriff stated shortly after laughing at the word “BAWLS.”