Combined Sweat from Laser Tag Drainage forms Sweat Monster, Makes its way to Water Supply QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Specific / laser tag, quakecon / August 10, 2018 More QNN News When will there be an announcement for BYOC ticket sales? Sources tell QNN, soon... In Case You Missed It: Registration. You Missed it… Just kidding. #FakeNews Waiting for Quakecon to Announce the Date for Registration… 13 Days Left in April Waiting for Quakecon to Announce the Date for Registration… 11 Days Left in April (VIDEO)
Furry Sitting Next to you Just Staring at you the Entire Convention QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / byoc, furry, quakecon / August 9, 2018 More QNN News QNN Staff Frustrated With Lack of Quakecon News to Parody Man Remembers Good Old Days Where the Only Thing to Bitch About Was Bringing Network Cable Unregistered Quakecon Attendees Separated from Computers at Entry You can donate to RAICES, Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services, through their website or facebook. Frustrated With Quakecon Registration, Local Man With No Friends and No Know-how Says He’s Going to Hold His Own LAN at the Gaylord During Quakecon Barry Barton is frustrated with the lack of registration information for QuakeCon 2018. He's been seen on facebook, twitter, discord and Read more
Gaylord Hires Hazmat Strippers to Distract from the True Horrors Inside Bathrooms, So Far it’s Working QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / bathroom, gaylord, hazmat, quakecon, stripper / August 9, 2018 More QNN News QNN Staff Frustrated With Lack of Quakecon News to Parody Man Remembers Good Old Days Where the Only Thing to Bitch About Was Bringing Network Cable Unregistered Quakecon Attendees Separated from Computers at Entry You can donate to RAICES, Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services, through their website or facebook. Frustrated With Quakecon Registration, Local Man With No Friends and No Know-how Says He’s Going to Hold His Own LAN at the Gaylord During Quakecon Barry Barton is frustrated with the lack of registration information for QuakeCon 2018. He's been seen on facebook, twitter, discord and Read more
QuakeCon Implements Order 66, the First Wave of Round-Ups of Odor Offenders QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / bo, smell, star wars / August 9, 2018 More QNN News QuakeCon to Experiment With Injecting Deodorant Into Attendees 2018 will mark the first year QuakeCon takes, what some have said, are extreme measures to battle the B.O. from Read more Secret Plans Leaked Revealing Plan to Cover Gaylord With Deodorant-Laced Chemtrails Mandatory Evacuation Ordered for Grapevine after BYOC Exhaust Stacks Fire Up
Father Makes up for Spending Daughter’s College Fund at QuakeCon with Rocket Balloon QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / balloon, child, college, father, qnn, quakecon, rocket launcher / August 8, 2018 More QNN News QNN Staff Frustrated With Lack of Quakecon News to Parody Man Remembers Good Old Days Where the Only Thing to Bitch About Was Bringing Network Cable Unregistered Quakecon Attendees Separated from Computers at Entry You can donate to RAICES, Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services, through their website or facebook. Frustrated With Quakecon Registration, Local Man With No Friends and No Know-how Says He’s Going to Hold His Own LAN at the Gaylord During Quakecon Barry Barton is frustrated with the lack of registration information for QuakeCon 2018. He's been seen on facebook, twitter, discord and Read more
On the Third Day with no Internet, Gamers Burn Rocket Launchers in Protest QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / burn, protest, rocket launcher / August 8, 2018 More QNN News Father Makes up for Spending Daughter’s College Fund at QuakeCon with Rocket Balloon Stupid Kid Loses Rocket Balloon in Rafters, Hundreds of Nerds Wait for it to run out of Helium
To Fill Remaining BYOC Spots, QuakeCon Recruits Furries from Neighboring Convention QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / August 8, 2018 More QNN News QNN Staff Frustrated With Lack of Quakecon News to Parody Man Remembers Good Old Days Where the Only Thing to Bitch About Was Bringing Network Cable Unregistered Quakecon Attendees Separated from Computers at Entry You can donate to RAICES, Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services, through their website or facebook. Frustrated With Quakecon Registration, Local Man With No Friends and No Know-how Says He’s Going to Hold His Own LAN at the Gaylord During Quakecon Barry Barton is frustrated with the lack of registration information for QuakeCon 2018. He's been seen on facebook, twitter, discord and Read more
Local Pancake Enthusiast Geared up for Master Pancake Theater QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / master pancake theater, mpt, pancake, quakecon / August 3, 2018 “I haven’t eaten all day in preparation,” said Margaret. “My blood sugar is dangerously low. But at least I’ll be in pancake heaven before you know it.” Maybe not the pancake heaven she’s thinking… More QNN News QNN Staff Frustrated With Lack of Quakecon News to Parody Man Remembers Good Old Days Where the Only Thing to Bitch About Was Bringing Network Cable Unregistered Quakecon Attendees Separated from Computers at Entry You can donate to RAICES, Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services, through their website or facebook. Frustrated With Quakecon Registration, Local Man With No Friends and No Know-how Says He’s Going to Hold His Own LAN at the Gaylord During Quakecon Barry Barton is frustrated with the lack of registration information for QuakeCon 2018. He's been seen on facebook, twitter, discord and Read more
Playing It Safe, QuakeCon Attendees Bring 100’ Cables, Sitting by Switch Becomes… Difficult QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / byoc, cable, quakecon / July 31, 2018 More QNN News QNN Staff Frustrated With Lack of Quakecon News to Parody Man Remembers Good Old Days Where the Only Thing to Bitch About Was Bringing Network Cable Unregistered Quakecon Attendees Separated from Computers at Entry You can donate to RAICES, Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services, through their website or facebook. Frustrated With Quakecon Registration, Local Man With No Friends and No Know-how Says He’s Going to Hold His Own LAN at the Gaylord During Quakecon Barry Barton is frustrated with the lack of registration information for QuakeCon 2018. He's been seen on facebook, twitter, discord and Read more
Infamous Cat Burglar Can’t Wait for You to Leave That Sweet Mousepad Unattended in BYOC QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / burglar, byoc, mousepad, qnn, quakecon, security, steal / July 28, 2018 “He’s been pounding bawls for the past hour. Dude’s gotta piss sometime.” More QNN News QNN Staff Frustrated With Lack of Quakecon News to Parody Man Remembers Good Old Days Where the Only Thing to Bitch About Was Bringing Network Cable Unregistered Quakecon Attendees Separated from Computers at Entry You can donate to RAICES, Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services, through their website or facebook. Frustrated With Quakecon Registration, Local Man With No Friends and No Know-how Says He’s Going to Hold His Own LAN at the Gaylord During Quakecon Barry Barton is frustrated with the lack of registration information for QuakeCon 2018. He's been seen on facebook, twitter, discord and Read more