QuakeCon attendance has risen exponentially over the past few years, however that rising statistic seems to be attributed to the flock of earthquake enthusiasts who descend on QuakeCon only to leave dissapointed.
When interviewed, traveling Idaho man said “I love Earthquakes! They’re a way of life! This so called QuakeCon is a lie and cheat! I think I speak for my fellow Quaker Boyz when I say we’ve been tricked, backstabbed. and quite possibly, BAMBOOZLED!”
Want to game, where to go? Brave the heat for just one week Towing gear up the hill, suddenly you’re standing still Your friends are there, crank up the subs, as the frags go pow, pow, pow But there’s one thing, everyone knows… This is QuakeCon!
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! This is QuakeCon! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! This is QuakeCon! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! This is QuakeCon! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! This is QuakeCon!
Demon spawn, filled with lead, saving friends from the undead Take a break from the kill, suddenly you’re standing still
Your fur is brown, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse? This is QuakeCon!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! This is QuakeCon! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! This is QuakeCon! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! This is QuakeCon! A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo! This is QuakeCon!
The secret of the con, ancient mystery Lost inside the crowd, I know you\’re hiding What if you’re crowned? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery what do you say?
QuakeCon is the answer, we’d live here if we could What if you’re crowned? Will we ever know? I want to, I want to, I want to know!
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