To celebrate 25 years of delicious energizing BAWLS Guarana, the company has announced it will launch a campaign to literally “inject dem schweet BAWLS into your veins.” A BAWLS spokesman said, “for 25 years our fans have asked. Now they shall receive.”
We\’re all bummed there will be no QuakeCon 2020, so let\’s do something to cheer us up!
We\’re calling on the QuakeCon community to come together and make a QuakeCon Quarantine Video!
Want to game, where to go?
Brave the heat for just one week
Towing gear up the hill, suddenly you’re standing still
Your friends are there, crank up the subs, as the frags go pow, pow, pow
But there’s one thing, everyone knows…
This is QuakeCon!
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
This is QuakeCon!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
This is QuakeCon!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
This is QuakeCon!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
This is QuakeCon!
Demon spawn, filled with lead, saving friends from the undead
Take a break from the kill, suddenly you’re standing still
Your fur is brown, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise
But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?
This is QuakeCon!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
This is QuakeCon!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
This is QuakeCon!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
This is QuakeCon!
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
This is QuakeCon!
The secret of the con, ancient mystery
Lost inside the crowd, I know you\’re hiding
What if you’re crowned? Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery what do you say?
QuakeCon is the answer, we’d live here if we could
What if you’re crowned?
Will we ever know?
I want to, I want to, I want to know!
The Attorney General of QuakeCon Badge Design Integrity recently released his two-page summary of the Mueller Report that investigated whether there was collusion between Russia and QuakeCon Forums in the design of the 2019 QuakeCon Forums Badge and whether there was obstruction of the investigation by QuakeCon Forums.
There will be a limited amount of Forum Wh0r3s Badges for sale for a minimum donation of $5. Find a Forums staff member near the NOC to get one! Badge sales go to fund yearly hosting, domain and platform software costs.
Here are the front and back designs of the 2019 QuakeCon Forums badge.
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Here are some wallpapers featuring the badge art.
Cell Phone Wallpaper
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Ultra-wide Wallpaper
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4k Wallpaper
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Below is the Attorney General\’s letter to the heads of the badge masters.
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This is not a real story. This is a modified version of the actual letter William Barr wrote. You can read the original letter here.
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