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Infamous Cat Burglar Can’t Wait for You to Leave That Sweet Mousepad Unattended in BYOC

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July 28, 2018

“He’s been pounding bawls for the past hour. Dude’s gotta piss sometime.”

Local Man Taking Extreme Measures to Protect GeForce 8400 Graphics Card in BYOC

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July 26, 2018

Gary Nordster has recently been seen all over message boards brainstorming how to best protect his investment in the QuakeCon BYOC.

“I just know people are going to be walking by my computer and checking out my card. When I get up to go to the bathroom someone is going to pounce on that thing. Who knows the next time the Goodwill Tech Store will have one of these sweet puppies in stock again.”

Secret Plans Leaked Revealing Plan to Cover Gaylord With Deodorant-Laced Chemtrails

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July 10, 2018

QuakeCon to Experiment With Injecting Deodorant Into Attendees

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July 10, 2018

2018 will mark the first year QuakeCon takes, what some have said, are extreme measures to battle the B.O. from the BYOC. They will experiment with injecting attendees with deodorant.

“We had to replace the drywall because of the smell,” said a Gaylord Texan rep. “I had to burn my clothes.”

The deodorant will come in three scents, Old Spice Fresh Endurance, Axe Teenager Scent and Dove Lady Smell.

Frustrated With Quakecon Registration, Local Man With No Friends and No Know-how Says He’s Going to Hold His Own LAN at the Gaylord During Quakecon

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June 22, 2018

Barry Barton is frustrated with the lack of registration information for QuakeCon 2018. He’s been seen on facebook, twitter, discord and reddit ranting and raving under his gamer name, DadBod6969.

“I know we can do this if we try,” said Barton. “All we need to do is find some guys who know something about networking and book a room for 50 people at the Gaylord.”

His last post was a week ago. It simply said, “who’s with me?!” Barton hasn’t been heard from since.