Funny no more? Master Pancake plans to analyze all 18 hours of ‘Ken Burns: Baseball’ at QuakeCon June 29, 2019
Attorney General Releases Redacted Summary of Mueller Report into QuakeCon Forums Badge Design Collusion and Obstruction June 25, 2019
New QuakeCon Branding Guidelines Call for Large Trademark Symbol With Art Cowering Beside It June 19, 2019
Bethesda staff say one final prayer to the dark lord before taking stage at E3 to promote Doom Eternal June 10, 2019
Master Spy, Will Timmits, infiltrates DreamHack metal band, Trivium to determine lighting secrets June 1, 2019
Master spy, Will Timmits, infiltrates DreamHack EDM band, Seven Lions, to gather intel on stage dimensions May 31, 2019
Gamers mistake BYOC for Bring Your Own Cornucopia. Attend wrong festival. Have time of their lives. May 16, 2019
Computer Monster materializes from Nothing, Reigning Horror Upon Quakecon and the World August 12, 2018
Stupid Kid Loses Rocket Balloon in Rafters, Hundreds of Nerds Wait for it to run out of Helium August 10, 2018
Combined Sweat from Laser Tag Drainage forms Sweat Monster, Makes its way to Water Supply August 10, 2018
Gaylord Hires Hazmat Strippers to Distract from the True Horrors Inside Bathrooms, So Far it’s Working August 9, 2018
