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NEW Bethesda QuakeCon-Branded Adult Diapers!
Because you can\’t BYOC if you have to get up to go pee.
Attorney General Releases Redacted Summary of Mueller Report into QuakeCon Forums Badge Design Collusion and Obstruction
The Attorney General of QuakeCon Badge Design Integrity recently released his two-page summary of the Mueller Report that investigated whether there was collusion between Russia and QuakeCon Forums in the design of the 2019 QuakeCon Forums Badge and whether there was obstruction of the investigation by QuakeCon Forums.
There will be a limited amount of Forum Wh0r3s Badges for sale for a minimum donation of $5. Find a Forums staff member near the NOC to get one! Badge sales go to fund yearly hosting, domain and platform software costs.
Here are the front and back designs of the 2019 QuakeCon Forums badge.
Here are some wallpapers featuring the badge art.
Cell Phone Wallpaper
Ultra-wide Wallpaper
4k Wallpaper
Below is the Attorney General\’s letter to the heads of the badge masters.
This is not a real story. This is a modified version of the actual letter William Barr wrote. You can read the original letter here.
Gamers mistake BYOC for Bring Your Own Cornucopia. Attend wrong festival. Have time of their lives.
When Aaron, Becky, Jared and Lucy loaded up their Volkswagon bus with their gaming gear and headed out for QuakeCon, they thought they would have the week of their lives.
Boy were they right, just not at the place they thought they were going.
\”We saw a sign when we crossed the Oklahoma border that said \’Cornucopia Festival,\’\” said Becky. \”That\’s when got into an argument about what \’BYOC\’ stood for.\”
\”We finally decided it stood for cornucopia,\” said Aaron, \”which is strange since we had a car full of computers with us!\”
\”This may sound corny,\” said Aaron, \”but I’ve really made some lifelong friends here.”
Build-Your-Own LAN Gaming Shelf
You asked for it and now you\’re getting it! Well… you didn\’t really ask for it but you\’re getting it anyway.
These instructions are for a 30” wide LAN gaming shelf to fit half of a 5’ table and larger.
Dreamhack uses 5’ tables and quakecon uses 6’ tables.
If you want to make one for a 6’ table, just change 30 to 36 in all the wood cuts. But don’t do that. Just make the 30” version so it works for both table sizes.
Gaming Computer Stand Hardware Instructions, or view the images below.
We built a couple and they turned out pretty well! They still need to be fancied up, though. You can view those photos below as well.